(ACCEPTED)Tallachi, WArrior Dps Application

GENERAL INFORMATION

Real Name: Grom Hellscream

Country: Malmö, sweden

Age: 19

What times can you play: Everyday past 17:00


IN GAME INFORMATION

Character name: Tallachi of the Ashen verdict, Hand of Adal, the one, the splendid!

Class: Warrior

Race: ORC, RAWR, ZOGZOG

Talent specialisation: Fury 19/52/0 - glyphs Heroic strike (most spammed ability) Cleave (most spammed when not single target ) Whirlwind (2 sec less cd on it... My dream is to have Bladestorm as fury.. /fades away like JD from scrubs)

Main PVE gear: (Armory Link) this one is not updated, pvp gear atm, (where by the way im fucking awesome aswell .

Time played (/played): [21:20:59] Total time played: 177 days, 4 hours, 26 minutes, 22 seconds
[21:20:59] Time played this level: 37 days, 14 hours, 57 minutes, 44 seconds

Tell us a little about what your class and specc brings to the raid:

My class is warrior, we are stupid, ignorant, hairy, and usually have tremendously sized penises. (is that the plural word for it @_@?)

In addition to that we as a raid buffer got (from my specc) improved Demo shout, which reduces the bosses attack power by 40% which is very imba scale on bosses side, Overwrites the DK debuff..

Also we get sunderarmor if no warrior tank present, (20% PASSIVE ARP OMFG).

If no feral druid present we will buff the raid with 5% melee and physical crit rating, which is rapist buff really,
If a paladin does not have imp might, np. we got Battle shout to cover up for it, If we do indeed have a imp might we can also give 2355 Health to the raid, damn, we're awesome <.<..

what else, mm....yes ofc!

Boy this is just starters.. When we get to arms, we can provide with 4% bonus to ENTIRE RAID! in physicall dmg,
and man, the druids loves this one..

We can boost bleeds with 30%! dmg, this can also benefit some rogues, and fucking hell, the druids ALWAYS want to slack not putting up mangle, y'll know that..

and ofc we got OMGLOLSTORM! (which fucking sucks in pve =_=)

and we will most likely take all your 2 handers, so piss off dk's and retry's!



TECHNICAL INFORMATION

CPU:

GPU:

RAM:

Do you guys speak somalia?
If you do then you can talk that and i understand as much of the above facts.
BUT! i know my computer handles it, np

Internet Connection: Good tbh, wont get DC's if a comet lands in my backyard, put if i somehow pull the plug on the other hand <.<...

Operating System: Windows exp?

Additional Information:


<--- ROFL I FOUND HAM, BUSTED HAHAHA

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Past guilds in Lightning's Blade: Well i was recently in Like many of your applicants.
More awesome people in one place is hard to find, but due to recent events, they got some new players in, witht hem a nazi raid leader over night officer, this was not appriciated at all, not from a crazy bunch of people like we were,

Past guilds in other servers: Uffff.. I got so many servers so i can take this on a ventrillo convo?

Why did you leave your last guild/s?: Audentia was my first horde guild on LB, and i just mentioned above why i left

Endgame experience: Raided since vanilla, but i'll do the intressting part, the Wotlk one.

I raided naxx, eoe, and OS when they were new, Stopped playing got back in time for Toc, cleared it, and did some ulduar in that patch, now i am 9/12 icc 10 8/12 icc 25

Other characters on other servers: Kallachi, bladefist - EU

Why would you like to join Monkey Tennis?: Your GM has an alt called HAM, that is reason enough.
On a more serious note, I would like to get a fresh start, as it was in audentia, i kept frequently passing items onto newer or lower geared members to make them feel at home, etc etc, but now, there is no home there for me there, i expect to
join MT to get some serious raiding but still fun and mature enviroment.

How can you help Monkey Tennis?:
You'll get a far too dedicated for my own good player, that will always serve, aslong as you treat me with proper respect as i will treat you
Do you know any members of Monkey Tennis?:
Leyn, laitos, HAM <--- HAHA, and i just had a very...very weird convo with some guy who called himself Bacon, (who btw was hitting on me..)

Additional notes and anything random you'd like to tell us about yourself: hahahahahahaahaha guys look at this <--- you guys got a fucking sant smiley, i will love this place


Also, no i am not gay, but my boyfriend is!

Accepted mate =)